School Book Report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My
by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that
they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:.... cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:.... . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.